Browns
Still packed with wannabes, has-beens and never-will-bes all under the mistaken impression that they've made it into somewhere cool. Never before have we felt such pity for the clientele of a nightclub. Together we must help them, free them from this cycle of tragic desperation and get them out of this no-hope hell-hole of vast expense. Celebrities - real ones, that is - just don't go here anymore. Don't believe the hype.
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4 Great Queen St,
Holborn,
London
WC2B 5DG
Mon–Sat 10.30pm–3.30am
02078310802
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