Sam Wellers

I've no idea who Sam Weller really is, but I'd imagine he's a hoary old scrote that hangs around Digbeth Coach Station. It's opposite a multi–story car park for starters, and it smells of wet dog. Full of the sad, desperate and dejected, and even though there's cheap beer, DJs at the weekend and karaoke on Thursdays, you should still remain firm. Pool tables and a lack of a will to live complete

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