The Cube Bar

A traffic accident of a bar. Could everyone stand clear while we try injecting some hardcore house? No joy? OK, liven the crowd, get them jumping. "Whooh, whooh, wave yo' hands in the air!". Not working? Right, start bringing in a younger crowd –that's right, 18, 19, 20 year olds, that's good. Yes, yes, crowds of girls in bikinis in winter, but what's that? They're not staying. Right, try the promotions –£1 a drink nights has got to do it. No? What's wrong with these people! Call in the receivers, I think we've lost it.

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