Yo Yo

'Why don't we try flogging on some crap clobber at hefty prices?' said Mrs Yoyo, voicing another of her crazy ideas. 'I've got a load of nasty polyester stuff from the 70s that I never wear'. 'That's ridiculous' said Mr Yoyo, 'no one would pay such prices for old shit', but just how wrong could he be? Well to be honest, no one knows, as Mr and Mrs Yoyo don't actually exist. But considering the number of yuppies in here looking for an 'original piece', we guess he'd be even wronger than granny porn. Okay, it's overpriced tat, but it's the place to be seen, and the assistants are always happy to 'help'.

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