Oceana

How can you resist checking out a massive superclub that's had five million pounds pumped into it? With all that moolah, Brum's party children have been blessed with five bars and two clubs, all with their own internationally-inspired theme. You can hang out in an Aspen ski lodge, drink in an Icelandic icehouse, lounge around in a Parisian boudoir, or shake your bits in a New York disco. Then there's Monte Carlo land, Tokyo... a whole list of elegant, cosmopolitan locations whose natives probably don't drink blue WKD, get their tits out and throw up on their white stilettos.

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