Dragon Eye

Young, fashion–conscious, stick thin, high cheek–boned, image–obsessed individual seeks club with chic surroundings. Enjoys funky house and electro, which the DJ swears is fashionable in all the hottest clubs these days. Happy to join the queue of men at the bar trying desperately to attract members of the opposite sex, while avoiding the dance floor in case it messes with their perfectly sculpted hair. Real music enthusiasts, head anywhere else for a good time. There, you can wear what you like, rather than having to follow an implausible door policy.

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