Flares

70s throwback club for those who think John Travolta's still got it. The Saturday Night Fever dance floor could be straight out of the film but the similarities stop at the drunk, middle-aged women who resemble how Olivia Newton John might have turned out after a twenty year crystal meth habit. If you're at Flares against your will, always remember that standing at the bar cringeing won't get you out of there any faster. So borrow your dad's old flares and show you can rock around the clock with the best of them. Anything goes wrong, you can blame it on the boogie.

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