Hard Rock Café

It's a bit worrying when the website of a major food chain doesn't recognise the fact that it has a Birmingham branch. We know we're the second city and all that, but really guys, come on. Now that's out of our system, we can start babbling on about how satisfying it is to devour a mahoosive monstrosity of a steak dinner surrounded by famous people's pants and costumes. Huge TV screens pound out endless rock music from ageing, leather-skinned has-beens while you relax and let that steak go down with a nice cocktail.

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